I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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