I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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