And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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