Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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