Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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