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• (409): View more from Texas

  Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,

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• (512): View more from Texas

  HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  She looked kinda like Mario Batali?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.

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• (914): View more from New York

  you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped

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• (408): View more from California

  He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?

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• (714): View more from California

  I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."

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