the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
