You work out of a Hotel?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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