The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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