at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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