Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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