are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Randomize
