She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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