is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I can't turn off my feet"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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