the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
