I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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