Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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