I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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