OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Found the puke drawer
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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