As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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