Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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