If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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