There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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