Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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