I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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