South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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