I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Small penises have feelings too.
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I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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