so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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