8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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