My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
