school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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