Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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