He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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