maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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