I would go down on you faster than GM stock
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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