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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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