im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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