A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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