Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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