I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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