I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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