it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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