I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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