Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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