It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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