I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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