so explain again why im purple
no
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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