do herpes really smell.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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