I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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