she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
