she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my sisters under your porch take her home
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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