he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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