More tranny stories later!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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