no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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