thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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