Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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