bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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