Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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